Monday, April 29, 2019


Episode #52, "It's Still Too Soon For J-E-L-L-O,” is now available for your listening pleasure.  Find it on all of the podcasting apps and things. If you need help finding an app or thing, check the link in bio.

This week actor, activist, and all-around amazing person, T Loving, joins Carl and Catfish in the studio to ensure that Catfish is fully shamed for his lack of participation in the rest of the world. No, but seriously, there's a pretty natural transition from bitching about the week to an actual strategy for good mental hygiene.

It still lands in the shaming of the Catfish, which is his bread and butter.

And do the boys ever write a check their commitment to bits can't cash. Shout out to the Southern Arizona AIDS Foundation!

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Monday, April 22, 2019


Episode #51, "Your Laser Blast Shield is Leaking,” is now available for your listening pleasure.  Find it on all of the podcasting apps and things. If you need help finding an app or thing, check the link in bio.

On this week’s ep (that’s technical talk for “episode”), Carl jumps off the high dive and plunges deep into his anxiety. Catfish throws him one of them floaty things (more technical talk) by trying to convince him that his anxiety is groundless by explaining, possibly in too much detail, that there are people far, FAR worse than Carl.

Also, did you know your pupils dilate when you engage in judgmental behavior?  Finally, stick around for lots of plumbing tips and tricks!

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Monday, April 15, 2019


Episode #50, "That's Us in the Corner,” is now available for your listening pleasure.  Find it on all of the podcasting apps and things. If you need help finding an app or thing, check the link in bio.

That's us in the spotlight
Losing our sponsorship
With website mattress.pizza
And we don't know if you ever used it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said the code

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Monday, April 8, 2019


Episode #49, "Elevate the Head of Your Bed,” is now available for your listening pleasure.  Find it on all of the podcasting apps and things.

In this episode, we (podcast hosts and podcast listeners) jump right back into the discussion of Catfish's reaction to the Christchurch shooting and his perceived abandonment on social media. What better place to be on a Monday morning?  Carl very much tries to contribute, and very much freely admits he has nothing helpful to say.

He does, however, eventually bring an affirmation to the podcast table with the full intention of making Catfish gag. Wow, still not helpful!

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Monday, April 1, 2019



Episode #48, "The Fresco Court has No Cheese and Pico (but seriously),” is now available for your listening pleasure.  Find it on all of the podcasting apps and things.

After a rousing discussion of the pros (there are none) and cons (there are nothing but) of carpeted bathrooms, as well as encounters with opinionated strangers (white people) on the street, Catfish shares his feelings around the day of the Christchurch shootings.

So yeah, toilet humor, then real serious stuff. Enough serious stuff for another two-part episode, haters!  You know you love it.

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